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[Joule]

G,

Found your answer.  These guys are done with their ruler…

http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/what-is-the-average-penis-size-scientists-have-the-answer-1.2263263

[Giles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know how I make my penis 9" long?

Fold it in half…..

[mclaincausey]

@Giles:

So the process would be something like:

I take photo
I edit to a known size
We drop the code around it or something like that and the rulers appear in viewed image?

I think so. The second one is stylesheet based, so you would be able to invoke it on any image. I am not an expert, but I believe it is straightforward, compatible across platforms, and handles units conversion.

[mclaincausey]

@Giles:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know how I make my penis 9" long?

Fold it in half…..

See? Units conversion snafus are quite common.

[Chris]

And you people thought legalizing marijuana was a good idea.  Think of the bunnies, dammit.  The poor, innocent bunnies.

[Snowy]

If I catch you bumping without a price reduction in a sales thread within a week of the last post, I'll delete the bump. FYI.

[Seul]

Feels good to work for 6 hours on a Sunday morning, then having the whole afternoon to read and drink beer. No work tomorrow.

Status: happy piglet.

[indigo bitch]

HELP!

[Aetas]

@indigo:

HELP!

It is no help, but: With three boys you have to be able to cope with extreme situations. All the best!

[Giles]

@indigo:

HELP! Get me out of here….

[Bluegrass]

Wow denim really does stretch a lot…

[Megatron1505]

Anyone available to help me out with a US proxy for the wife, not an expensive one by any means.

[madmonday]

stop spamming & check your PMs ^

jeez you look about ready @indigo bitch

[Megatron1505]

Checked, thank you 

[jdl1279]

Hmmmm…was keyed into a position with a well known local brewery as a district sales rep. May very well be my ideal job. Good pay and I get to talk beer all day?!?! Fingers and toes all crossed

[Peter]

^Sounds awesome man! Best of luck.

[Seul]

Does it stipulate in the contract that it's mandatory for you to provide bald Belgians with free samples?.. If not: back to the negotiation table it is!..

[jdl1279]

Hahaha…well I know they give employees product weekly, including some specials at certain times of year[emoji4] Really hoping this one pans out. Appreciation for the positive thoughts.

[rocket]

best of luck @jdl1279

[spitfiredealer]

I thought I had experienced crazy women in my life before. But no amount of mental cases has prepared me for a pregnant Mrs!! Lord give me strength!!!