Random Rants

[crankyfart]

@derivative666:

Snow Storm, Horrendous traffic, missed Phish show tonight, kid & wife have fuckin lice!!!

geez! lice?! good luck mate. do remember to get the pest controllers to fumigate your house and car after you sort out your wife and kid hair. cos you don't want them back and they might have invaded your house or car. be safe than sorry mate.

[injunjack]

Lice won'tlive long "outside" of human hair….no need to get pest controllers. Just HOTwash sheets, pillow cases etc.  after lice shampoo...

That's not a big deal, been there, done that

[Megatron1505]

@volcano:

Looks like a pretty standard EDC list where I come from.

[Seul]

What if it's 990 grams of weed but your local had run out of plastic bags and gave you a potatoe bag instead, pushing the total just over a ton… Would they be lenient?.. Half a death pentalty, perhaps?..

[Megatron1505]

A "maiming" penalty perhaps  :-\

[RP]

@derivative666:

kid & wife have fuckin lice!!!

Jeff-  I don't remember ever having this as a kid, but we've dealt with this issue a couple of times with my kids in the past few years.  After the initial revulsion, you'll see that it is not such a big deal.  That being said, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that your beard would be like the Taj Mahal for these little bastards.  If you post a clean-shaven photo soon, we will all know what happened….

[Giles]

@RP:

That being said, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that your beard would be like the Taj Mahal for these little bastards.  If you post a clean-shaven photo soon, we will all know what happened….

Brilliant..

[crankyfart]

@injunjack:

Lice won'tlive long "outside" of human hair….no need to get pest controllers. Just HOTwash sheets, pillow cases etc.  after lice shampoo...

That's not a big deal, been there, done that

i don't know mate. cos my dog had ticks and that happened. my house and car got invaded. had to get the pest controllers. so i thought lice and ticks might be the same. sorry for the wrong info.

[crankyfart]

@Seul:

What if it's 990 grams of weed but your local had run out of plastic bags and gave you a potatoe bag instead, pushing the total just over a ton… Would they be lenient?.. Half a death pentalty, perhaps?..

they weigh the drugs mate. but anyway even if you avoid death, you've got at least 20 years to serve in prison.

[derivative666]

Has soon as I found out. I got checked out and thankfully I was clean. I though the same thing about my beard. I am using the shampoo and conditioner as well just for precaution. The lady at jakes hair cutting place who discovered it said it was pretty normal and she sees it daily. I did research and apparently they die without a host within 48 hours. This whole thing is just extremely disgusting.

[Finn666]

happy you´re able to keep the beard buddy…sucks big time though!

could be worse but i´ve lost my IHxNY2012 party bracelet in a bar last night while being drunk...fuck!

[davito]

Good luck Jeff and Family, it will be ok. Had them in my childhood as well

Finn mate outta control

[Finn666]

last night REALLY was outta control mate should have stayed at home in bed with the gf! would have been in full possession of power, bracelet and money without having a headache today…oh well!

[davito]

that remembers me a lot of a story years ago with a girl waiting at home in bed and me outta control in Clubs and Bars hahaha

Have a nice rest mate with your girl

[Finn666]

well the gf is out for a dinner party with the girls…i´m at home, got some milk, cookies, a tv and some music here with me!

[MikeC]

What are cockies?

[Finn666]

already fixed!
bear with me mate, my head is still a bit drunk…

[Guest]

@Finn666:

already fixed!
bear with me mate, my head is still a bit drunk…

Now we know what cockies are.

[Finn666]

fuck you guys!

[Megatron1505]

Talking about the bears there?  ???