Random questions to which you seek an answer
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Washing your jeans? You guys are idiots, how do you ever expect to get any rep?
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Piss soak FTW !!
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We could add some faux science to it to make it believable…
Like the salt in urine helps preserve the dark indigo and the ammonia keeps the creases from shifting
But you're going to have to save at least a weeks worth of urine and only eat asparagus for that week and the week before
Edit reason: pineapple replaced by asparagus because of better "science"
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And treat the leather patch with a baby's saliva, but the baby must not be older than four months old and it has to be a Japanese baby
And both sides of the patch, so find a baby with a long tongue
If you don't, you risk the patch getting dry and exploding into a puff of dust like a vampire in sunlight
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As the father of two small children, I can say from personal experience that urine soaking jawnz creates the sikkest fadez evr.
Tried getting the kids to lick the patches, but I don't think they look any better moisturized, Doug. Must be because they're not Japanese? I'll have to do some experimenting.
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You haven't met my kids. I'll be lucky if I don't have to add some cash to the deal.
