My home town

[Finn666]

@Megatron1505 might have a shitload of things to add to this thread!?

[Megatron1505]

The forum isn't big enough to host all the mad shit that happens where I live 

[panda_693]

Loads of stupid ones around my area -

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/11283544.Gunpoint_robbery_for___11_pizza/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sick-driver-throws-kittens-onto-3994654

One real serious, this guy was in my class at high school and this happened about 10 doors down from my parents home -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2606287/The-real-Norman-Bates-Cross-dressing-killer-stabbed-mother-death-dressed-bright-pink-clothes-fool-neighbours-thinking-alive.html

[natehate]

come on mega you gotta post some

[Megatron1505]

Ok ok, when I get home I'll scour YouTube for "The Dubstep Prostitute"….. That kind of says it all.

[Megatron1505]

Welcome to Mansfield….....NSFW.

[Megatron1505]

Our local news 

http://www.chad.co.uk/news/crime/thief-steals-power-tools-from-mansfield-shed-1-7149009

[Flash]

some news from Belfast

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/police-foil-dissident-bomb-plot-on-game-of-thrones-film-set-31052002.html

[steelworker]

@Megatron1505:

Welcome to Mansfield….....NSFW.

Dubstep pro-friggin bravo! @Megatron1505.

I'm between Philly & Baltimore, that means an embarrassment of riches along with some seriously effed up shit.

[steelworker]

@Flash:

some news from Belfast

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/police-foil-dissident-bomb-plot-on-game-of-thrones-film-set-31052002.html

Now that's scary cause you know they have a pool of serious  serious bomb building people who haven't had much to do lately.

[Giles]

[Giles]

[khaki8]

G…be careful crossing the street

[Jordonf9]

Hey now….Where I live...my hometown, is really called...Hometown...I seriously love that fact! Even though we are a depressed coal region.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hometown,+PA/@40.820046,-75.9827964,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c5b95610e301cd:0xd0320cbaf46ecb95

[Finkster]

I live in a relative 'placid' area … nothing much gunfights or other high crime rates. 

But we have a serial pool ripper! 
He (or she) comes each year, during the summer nights .. and slashed more than 40 inflatable paddling pools in recent years.  ->

[Cole]

Haven't I seen some realy large Knifes and a Machete from you in some other threat, Mr. Pool-Ripper?

Gesendet von meinem D5803 mit Tapatalk

[Finkster]

Oops!   

The 'tools' are only for opening parcels (and for protection against burglars and intrusive neighbours)
It's necessary, to shelter all the indigo, the garments, the shoes ..   

[Dion]

@Finkster:

intrusive neighbours

Oh boy, did I laugh ;D!

[Giles]

The last neighbour who called around uninvited didn't…..

[Giles]

BREAKING NEWS

Police in Gosport today pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed tested and insured.

It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.

The driver was sober.

He had a full licence and no points.

A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time.