+ SEUL CAN'T BUY BEER IN FEBRUARY… AND MARCH! - 2016 REDUX +

[Seul]

I just counted my beers - currently around 586. Plus another ~30 reserved at Deconinck.

So - in order to get that number down a bit, I'm thinking of:
_* doing another lean, mean, no buying February (lots of mumbling from the board of directors)

• handing out some beers to my dad and brother (profanities shouted and potatoes thrown from a livid and semi-drunk BOD)
• drinking more beer (smiles and high fives)
• trades and 2ndhandbeers allowed (unanimously agreed upon)
• selling some beer (to buy more beer in March, duly noted, BOD disbands)_

BRUTAL INCENTIVE:

@Chris:

Buy a beer, you have to pour 3 down the drain.  We get to pick which 3.

Let's make this painful.

[Graeme]

Looks like @Seul's behind the current stock market turmoil, which was triggered by a panic on brewery stocks. And a supply glut in the oil beer sector! :o

You could always spend big on Iron Heart gear, chocolate, or pig related paraphernalia.

[Finn666]

i´d be in for buying some beers of you buddy! @Seul

…yeah i know you hate to get tagged

[Beerhammer]

Why would you possibly not want to buy beer? This doesnt compute with me. If you currently have 586 beers shouldnt the next step be trying to get to 1000 while maintaining a steady intake???

Also whoever is talking about pouring beer down the drain can stop right there i wont be party to that kind of insanity.

[Seul]

@Finn666:

…yeah i know you hate to get tagged

I turned notifications of so I don't care  ::)

I will have to count:

1. How many cases I have that are meant to cellar a couple of years (I can subtract those right?)
2. How many s/s 2016 beers I have already (lots, but that means I'll be buying less beer during spring and summer right?.. RIGHT?..)

[Megatron1505]

Just drink more you soft ponce 

[passthestripe]

@Megatron1505:

Just drink more you soft ponce Belgianer

[Seul]

My mate's not gonna be buying beers for a YEAR… A YEAR... I'm doing February and March... That's right... Two months... 

Stock is close to 400 RANDOM BEERS + 7 cases riping... That'll do... Of course: today I'm going to Geers, I have an order from Beergium incoming, and Feb 4 I'm going to Deconinck (no shopping, just picking up stuff I reserved in December and Jan!)...

BUT THEN I'M DONE FOR TWO MONTHS. PINKY SWEAR. 

[Seul]

Had reserved 44 beers at Deconinck in December and January. Came home with… 29!..

Now the long wait til April begins. 

[Seul]

First month's over. Luckily I'm too broke to buy beer anyway.

[BloodnThunder]

One month down.  Your starting count of 586 + the 29 you picked up at Deconinck gave you 615…..  Can we get a count update?  This may be for your own benefit as it would be unsafe to let the inventory get unknowingly too low.

[Seul]

I'll do a count this afternoon. Gave some beers to my dad and brother though. Just some stuff I've grown out of… Westvleteren XII (exp 2016) and the likes... Stuff 'mericans 'd kill for... #BelgianFirstWorldBeerNerdProblems

[Seul]

@BloodnThunder:

Can we get a count update?

528. Also:

I JUST BOUGHT A BEER!..

(To cook with  ) It is, of course, a special, Belgian version… 

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/guinness-special-export-belgian-version/9155/

[BloodnThunder]

@Seul:

Just some stuff I've grown out of… Westvleteren XII (exp 2016) and the likes... Stuff 'mericans 'd kill for... #BelgianFirstWorldBeerNerdProblems

Yep.  I'm confident I would do bad things for many of the 528 you have on hand.

[Graeme]

If you keep up the current rate of consumption and disposal, your beer stash would last you six months.

Perhaps we should find a friendly moderator to rename this thread to SEUL CAN'T BUY BEER UNTIL SEPTEMBER. But that would be cruel. :o

[Seul]

Keep in mind I only drink one beer/ day. I gave away some stuff as well.

[steelworker]

@Seul:

Keep in mind I only drink one beer/ day. I gave away some stuff as well.

[Seul]

[Graeme]

In that case your beer stash might last until the middle of next year. So the thread should be entitled SEUL CANNOT BUY ANY BEER UNTIL 2017 IS CHRONICALLY DEPRESSED UNTIL 2017.

[Seul]

Already have an order planned of strictly Canadian brews (ey) in April…  ::)