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Toy Yoda? I'd be pissed too lol
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That's why radio stations have lawyers- to tell the DJs when their ideas are terrible and potentially expensive.
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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Jap, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub.
The doorman stops them and says, 'Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.'
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Brilliant and stolen for Facebook.
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WHAT IF MEN MADE THE RULES FOR RELATIONSHIPS???
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
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If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
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Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
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Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived
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You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
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When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary
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glad that worked out for the best.
so it seems you get a great deal of your sense of humour from Mum???
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So Mega/Rocket, Rafa, and Injunjack walk into a Breaking Bad lego set…
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^Rafa's legs need more tapering though
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Alternative futures, or what happened to Hitler when time travellers (amongst other things) tried to change things in Vienna in 1908.
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"Use your own toothbrush," Sarah bristled.
Jimmy dropped the toothpaste, crestfallen.Ok I'll show myself out…
