Random Rants

[mclaincausey]

Rafa!

[emceeQ]

That was one of my first thoughts…

[Finn666]

sorry mike, not sure where you've left yours!

my rant:

had too many cuba libre, came home, wanted to cook, heated the pan, felt asleep, crib is smelling like shit, pan is done, neighbor saw me running around on the balcony…naked, can't sleep cuz of the smell, need to get up in 2h, fuck fuck fuck

[mclaincausey]

Hehe Rafa, just quit drinking

[Finn666]

already done with it…for the day!
shit like this sucks big time...that smell of a roasted pan is awful as feck!

[Scottystyles]

@Finn666:

sorry mike, not sure where you've left yours!

my rant:

had too many cuba libre, came home, wanted to cook, heated the pan, felt asleep, crib is smelling like shit, pan is done, neighbor saw me running around on the balcony…naked, can't sleep cuz of the smell, need to get up in 2h, fuck fuck fuck

Hopefully your neighbour wasn't an old granny! If you see her next and she has a little twinkle in her eye, RUN!! Hahaa!

[tigerpac]

Keep drinking, just stop somewhere on the way home for food instead of drunk cooking!

[Seul]

@Scottystyles:

If you see her next and she has your little winkie in her hands, RUN!! Hahaa!

[mvb]

[Snowy]

Lucky you didn't burn the place down mate!

[Snowy]

mvb, that's an awesome vid

[Seul]

@Snowy:

Lucky you didn't burn the place down mate!

This… You really oughta be more careful...

[joesaintjohn]

I had a buddy get back from a long night out, put his flip flops in the oven to dry and then passing out…ended up smelling rancid for months. Woke up wondering what the smell was and where his feckin' shoes were. Turns out, they were now small charcoal bricks.

[Finn666]

^ just had somebody from a company on the phone that is specialized on removing the smell and all after such things. gonna cost me about 150USD and it'll take 3 days…could have been worse, that's right snowman! :-
hoping that the smell is gone now though (left all the windows open as i left in the morning!)...we'll see!

[mclaincausey]

And I though I was a drunk. I'll just bring home a chick beyond my normal weight class when I black out.  I hate the walk of shame but it doesn't seem that bad now

[Finn666]

fat chick is even worse

[mclaincausey]

No way, not if you don't remember it. That smell will be with you a while longer.

And I didn't say "fat," just a little heavy

[Finn666]

gonna clean the whole crib now…(happy that i still haven't got any furniture in there, except for the couch)...not sure if i'd have been able to use the stuff afterwards.

[grandmasterben]

Give this hat to a local shipping place to send it back to an eBay seller for a refund.

It arrives in this condition in this box:

I don't get the refund because the hat is fucked up, and the lady who shipped it claimed she did not change the hat in any way to fit inside the box. Which is clearly bullshit. Refuses to refund the price of the hat that she fucked up….thoughts?

[mclaincausey]

eBay police. Put em on her seriously, they will recoup the funds I bet.