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  • Megatron1505M
    Megatron1505
    見習いボス
    Joined: 10 Jul 2011

    I don't know the story, and I'm happy to leave it that way  ::)

    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

    last edited by 16 Dec 2015, 18:16 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
    • HighOnFireH
      HighOnFire
      Raw and Unwashed
      Joined: 17 Apr 2015

      @Megatron1505:

      Rest assured that if they did it in this environment they would be dispatched swiftly.

      Greatly appreciated as I quite enjoy browsing this place so far.

      last edited by 16 Dec 2015, 20:09 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • SeulS
        Seul
        Joined: 24 Nov 2009

        Monday - tying my Tricker's, lace snapped.

        Thursday: tying my Viberg's, lace snapped.

        Fuck you December, fuck you…

        last edited by 17 Dec 2015, 04:05 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • GraemeG
          Graeme
          啓蒙家
          Joined: 30 Mar 2012

          Rant #1

          I've been trying to pay my rent. Citibank use a two factor authentication for online banking via an app, unfortunately my phone is broken so I cannot log in.

          So I go into the bank with enough ID to legally prove who I am. The counter staff are all useless, and direct me to the phone banking service. After dealing with a convoluted set of menus the conversation goes sometime like this:

          Me: I can't log onto my online banking service, and I'd like to make a transfer.

          Banker: Can I have the bank details?

          Me: I don't have them with me. They're set up as a regular beneficiary.

          Banker: Yes, I can see them. Unfortunately we need the account number before we can make a transfer. Because of security.

          (Hold on, the phone system had given me payment options based on the last three digits of the account number of recent payees.)

          Me: OK, can you give me the last digits of the account number?

          Banker: No, we can only do that if you supply the whole account number, because of security. Have you tried the online service?

          Me: I can't log on because my phone isn't working.

          Banker: Do you have another phone? If so we could SMS a security code to it.

          Me: No. My phone is broken. Could you email me one instead?

          Banker: No, because of security.

          (OK, let's get this right. You're willing to send an SMS with a login code to an unverified number, but you can't email it to a verified address. Because of security!)

          At this point I'm feeling a bit like swearing at the bank staff in general, but hold off…

          When I get home I try again. This time I've got the account details for the letting agency, and so can identify "X Bank account ending with Y" onto the recipient.

          So overall not a happy bunny.

          Rant #2

          I ordered up a new Nexus phone from Google, because I'm a nerd.

          • "Ships in 1 - 2 days" turns out to be three so far and counting…

          • There is no cancel option any more, so I can't get one in town instead. On the bright side that might mean it's heading out today.

          • Google are a complete pain when it comes to getting a GST or VAT receipt. The invoice I got off them says $0 GST, but, frankly, that's illegal. Given the price of the order, even if it's being shipped into Australia it'll attract duty and taxes. So instead of automatically emailing out the appropriate, I'm going to have to hassle them to produce the right documentation. The whole company seems to be run on the principle that customer service staff are an expense they can do without, so it'll be another annoyance to deal with.

          So overall a bit of a ranty sort of day…

          last edited by 17 Dec 2015, 05:09 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • seanoconoS
            seanocono
            Joined: 17 Oct 2012

            I tried to buy a Nexus 4 years back.  It was such a hassle, and their customer service was so poor, that I decided that I would never attempt to buy a product from them again.

            (Yet, I still use Google, Gmail, and Google Maps daily)

            last edited by 17 Dec 2015, 06:13 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • ShoremanS
              Shoreman
              Joined: 23 Jun 2014

              Man, the secondhand market for IH is full of ruthless sharks. haha
              They get testy, too, when you don't accept their offers of $110 dollars for a shirt.

              Meek, mild and dishonest with a special place in Hell.

              last edited by 17 Dec 2015, 19:52 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • Megatron1505M
                Megatron1505
                見習いボス
                Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                The second hand market for denim in general is a bit crap these days.

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                last edited by 17 Dec 2015, 19:55 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • M
                  Maynard Friedman
                  Joined: 3 Jan 2013

                  @Seul:

                  Monday - tying my Tricker's, lace snapped.

                  Thursday: tying my Viberg's, lace snapped.

                  Fuck you December, fuck you…

                  Seul, just let the laces snap, you don't need to.

                  last edited by 18 Dec 2015, 00:28 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • 4c4
                    4c
                    Banned
                    Joined: 26 Nov 2013

                    Suburbia has to be the worst idea ever. It's great for nuclear warfare, televangelists, fast food, and car dealerships… But not very good for much else!

                    last edited by 18 Dec 2015, 01:02 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • AnesthetistA
                      Anesthetist
                      見習いボス
                      Joined: 14 May 2011

                      Packages usually take about 3 days to get to me from Japan via EMS. However, my new Seiko has now been in customs for 5 days. Wtf…

                      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                      IG: bluehandsslim

                      last edited by 18 Dec 2015, 04:34 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • SeulS
                        Seul
                        Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                        Bit of news yesterday: the bakery that delivers our bread and pasteries every day is broke. We're now back to using the previous company, but because of the very sudden transfer (less than 12hour notice), it's not going smooth.

                        Fuck you, December… Fuck you...

                        last edited by 18 Dec 2015, 09:46 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • BeerhammerB
                          Beerhammer
                          Joined: 14 Mar 2014

                          @adam313:

                          Ill see that and raise you a

                          last edited by 19 Dec 2015, 15:48 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • ?
                            A Former User
                            Joined:

                            Colorado gives new meaning to term "PM"!

                            Before moving here, "PM" meant "private message"

                            Now, when I think of "PM" I think " powdery mildew"

                            Edited rant to avoid inappropriate tones…

                            last edited by 20 Dec 2015, 00:59 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • mikebarhootM
                              mikebarhoot
                              Iron Heart Deity
                              Joined: 15 Dec 2015

                              @adam313:

                              Colorado gives new meaning to term "PM"!

                              Before moving here, "PM" meant "private message"

                              Now, when I think of "PM" I think " powdery mildew"

                              Edited rant to avoid inappropriate tones…

                              was it truly unindigoesque?

                              last edited by 20 Dec 2015, 04:14 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • ?
                                A Former User
                                Joined:

                                indeed. bleached-white colored powdery mildew 😞 everywhere

                                last edited by 20 Dec 2015, 04:36 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                • GraemeG
                                  Graeme
                                  啓蒙家
                                  Joined: 30 Mar 2012

                                  Google have still failed to ship my phone. I've just been having a chat to one of their customer support minions, and apparently my order has gone to the warehouse for fulfilment, but no delivery dates have been given.

                                  Interestingly enough, they're not levying GST on the sale, which is a pain as I'm registered for the tax and so could claim it back. I think that it's because:

                                  • Google don't like paying tax at all.

                                  • The sale is being booked through their Singapore tentacle, and so is effectively a personal import into Australia.

                                  However, due to the "Australia Tax" that companies levy, the cost of a Nexus 6P with 128 GB of memory is $1099, and the tax free limit for imports is $1000. That means the phone should be liable for duties and GST when it lands.

                                  So either Google have been badly advised, or they're trying to pull a fast one.

                                  last edited by 21 Dec 2015, 00:11 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                  • CutlasshoundC
                                    Cutlasshound
                                    見習いボス
                                    Joined: 28 Oct 2013

                                    I would suggest the latter!

                                    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                    I ain't got time to bleed.

                                    last edited by 21 Dec 2015, 06:21 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                    • DionD
                                      Dion
                                      Joined: 15 Mar 2015

                                      I keep hearing the new Star Wars movie is great. Hype?

                                      last edited by 23 Dec 2015, 19:41 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • CutlasshoundC
                                        Cutlasshound
                                        見習いボス
                                        Joined: 28 Oct 2013

                                        @den213:

                                        I keep hearing the new Star Wars movie is great. Hype?

                                        I know one person who hated it and eight people (including myself) who thoroughly enjoyed it.

                                        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                        I ain't got time to bleed.

                                        last edited by 23 Dec 2015, 20:00 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • S
                                          sabergirl
                                          見習いボス
                                          Joined: 4 Oct 2013

                                          It was so good. Everything I wanted out of a movie, and definitely worthy of the name Star Wars.

                                          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                          last edited by 24 Dec 2015, 06:15 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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