Thanks Giles and Appfaff,
Patrick was able to find me one of the last pairs tagged 33. Waist measures at 32.5, so I'll be giving those a shot in hopes that they have a fraction of stretch. 32-33 seems to be the waist size of my other jeans, depending on the rise.
The rest of the measurements indicate a fairly heavy taper on this specific pair, which might even be perfect.
Thigh:12.7
Knee: 9.4
Hem: 8.1
Thigh might be overly generous, but it's always the one spot that doesn't fit. So it should work out.
Now I just need to bide my time and hope customs and brokerage fee's don't hit me too hard coming into Canada.
Cheers