Japanese - Mispellings and Typos

[Beatle]

yap…36IIIod....

[STAN]

IH jp websites.

[NEW] No. IHJ-06
CORDULA NYLON WINTET
WIND BREAJER
コーデュラナイロン
ウィンターウィンドブレーカ

[ronaldlsh]

Anyone noticed the tags?

Qualty.

[SpaceGnome]

Not IH related, but a description for Nicks Boots from Rakuten:

Because Bow Hunter is boots for hunting as the name includes it, as a matter of course, I use extremely high cow leather of the waterproofness and can wear it in the inside and the snow which it is pouring in peace. It is most suitable to wear a town because the sole is light and wears it and is made to vomit good "Vibram Crepe Wedge soles" of the feeling.

[bagley920]

The inside tag of my TW1220NI says "machine wash cold sepalately"

[LandoCal126 0]

http://www.rakuten.ne.jp/gold/rebirth/MIDIUMWALLET.html

[MikeC]

This is how they spell selvedge at Count Dracula's castle (spotted at Japanese thrift store in Brooklyn):

[Giles]

Looking through the Fall/Winter 2013 Anonymous Ism catalogue this morning.  Paula noticed that one of the socks that has reindeers on it, is called Deer Snow.

[Seul]

Deer Snow… I'm gonna start all my PMs to Snowy that way from now on... 

[Giles]

Deer Snow….

[Arabit]

IHF - 2013 Deer Snow Socks, only forum members can buy it.

[derivative666]

Sic

"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

[Snowy]

Oh snap, will 1 pair be enough? That's fantastic!

[mclaincausey]

I mentioned elsewhere that Google translates "selvedge" as "cell bitch."  Super happy fun times.

[RocknRoll]

More delightful google translation, this time explaining "nep".

Will weave the yarn section, and on the surface of the dough BBW can cameltoe smiled.
This is known as the NEP.
Can chunk and cameltoe are fiber-same cotton material, etc.
I think NEP would really appreciate your understanding as a natural earthy taste of hemp, flax, and cotton materials.

[Seul]

Nothing beats a smiling cameltoe. Or a winking one.

[Snowy]

A BBW cameltoe, no less!

[RocknRoll]

Indeed. I think nep would really appreciate your understanding.

[Chris]

When I saw this, I had to buy it.  I love that everything on it is wrong.

[mclaincausey]

Holy Christ!