Random Rants

Cole

Allready ordered one of these yesterday.

rocket

so for the second day in a row, I just had to catch a bird in my bed room, am I missing here something ?? birds = nature, humans = buildings…

JCMx800

They smell your fear!

trail and arrow

so for the second day in a row, I just had to catch a "bird" in my bed room.

I wouldn't complain about that!

rocket

the prob is that they bounce around like a superball, not good for the fellows…

I am fearless

trail and arrow

Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.
Give me a call next time there's a "bird" in your bedroom you can't handle.

trail and arrow

Fancy a pair of tits?

rocket

lol, not sure what here is going on, mate

I was literally speaking about birds, the ones with a beak and wings….

Giles

I think @trail and arrow was thinking (wishing) about one of these…

neph93

This is golden [emoji23]

Seul

@trail:

Now I've got a(nother) weird picture in my head.

We share the same dirty mind… I'm not sure which one of us should worry, but my money is on it being you...

rocket

thanks god they were not European shag's, they are massive…

trail and arrow

What's wrong with a massive European shag?

louisbosco

Megatron1505

The fuck did I just read

neph93

A shag in the hand is worth two in the bush! Or something like that…

neph93

^ no one from outside of the UK is going to get that…

mikebarhoot

For clarification. I'd rather have 2 in the bush.

neph93

In my experience, one in the hand is often the safer option…

rocket

shag shag