That's Jokes

[motojobobo]

Tsssk, tsssk. Serves him right for not respecting ANY of his barbershop appointments

[EdH]

@Kasi Good one!

[neph93]

[Dmart]

So true

[Giles]

So apparently, even 007 is going PC.  In the next 007 film, James will undergo a sex change and become Janet Bond.  The working title is Cocktopussy…..

[AdamC]

This actually made me laugh out loud

[Giles]

My mission is complete…..

[goosehd]

[mclaincausey]

Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

[popvulture]

Ok, so I have a filthy one (but not egregiously so). I was at Eeyore's Birthday this past weekend (an Austin dirtbag hippie mainstay — if you know, you know) and this appropriately dirtbag hippie street poet guy came up to us and offered a joke:

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

…I'll show myself out

[Giles]

@mclaincausey:

Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

[Jett129]

I love it,can’t wait to tell it to my wife.

[mclaincausey]

LOL @popvulture that is the wookiest joke I've heard all day

[popvulture]

Hahahaha — I mean, the odds of him being dressed like a wookie while telling me that joke were quite high. I'm surprised he wasn't, to be honest.

[mclaincausey]

By "wook," I mean a colloquial term for a dirty hippie (which originates from their often Chewbacca-esque appearance).

[popvulture]

Hahaha I'm using that — I thought you'd tied it into May the Fourth (but alas that was yesterday)

[endo]

(WIFI = Wurst Iz Fery Importänt)

… ready for the weekend?

[popvulture]

We're gonna be down to just one or two bars by the time I'm done with those.

[Giles]

Does anyone know how to get to Penrith?

[steelworker]

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen.. I can feel it.