Iron Heart X Simmons Bilt Horsehide Western Shirt - The Pale Rider - Natural

[tody]

@EdH Making it sound almost like a sensible idea... You must be a lawyer or something

[A Former User]

And with a shirt like that you’ll find a new wive

[Matt]

Who surely won’t let you buy any more.

[A Former User]

Tell her it’s a investment not only money wise but for the better soul as well. It creates the best version of you and she deserves that. Doesn’t she?

[Matt]

I’m just going to assume you aren’t married.

[A Former User]

I’m engaged so that’s a grey area

[Matt]

Doesn’t count. The wedding day is a ceremonial flipping of the wife switch. I haven’t yet figured out how to turn it off. At least not without ending up on Dateline.

[Matt]

If wives were wives before getting married then no one would marry them. That’s why there’s a whole new name for what they become after.

[goosehd]

@Matt If the barber thing doesn’t work out for you, there is always comedy. I can’t decide if you’re one of the funniest people on here or the most deranged…

[marco23d]

Seems like I love each wear more than the last

[A Former User]

@marco23d cool man! Can i get a shoe ID?

[marco23d]

@Heavy_blue Sagara Valiants in Horsebutt

[ARNC]

@goosehd I don’t know either but @Matt has made me laugh more than anyone else on here. Probably best not to combine the barbering and comedy though ️🩸

[weegeebee1]

If not here, I give up lol

[goosehd]

@weegeebee1 That worked and great looking shirt!

[A Former User]

@weegeebee1 caramelo color all over! Great looking shirt

[goosehd]

@ARNC now you’re making me laugh. Thank you!

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd If anyone here can pull off funniest and most deranged at the same time it's @Matt

[Matt]

@goosehd said in Iron Heart X Simmons Bilt Horsehide Western Shirt - The Pale Rider - Natural:

@Matt If the barber thing doesn’t work out for you, there is always comedy. I can’t decide if you’re one of the funniest people on here or the most deranged…

They aren’t mutually exclusive.

[Jett129]

@Matt said in Iron Heart X Simmons Bilt Horsehide Western Shirt - The Pale Rider - Natural:

If wives were wives before getting married then no one would marry them. That’s why there’s a whole new name for what they become after.

Absolutely fucking brilliant! This post will self destruct in 3 minutes. There are 2 people in a marriage, one’s always right,the other one’s the Husband!