Pets

[T4920]

@sabergirl he's not technically mine, but he missed me more when my girlfriend and I got back from a long weekend away, so that's gotta count for something, right!?

[Matt]

@T4920 now all you need to do is dye him blonde.

[T4920]

@Matt I'm not sure that'd fly with the lady, although he does have a purple tail!

I've been told my hair will end up the same colour if I leave my blond enhancing shampoo in for too long...

... could be fun!

[Matt]

A purple tail is perfect.

[Matt]

The girls made me go into PetSmart to look at kittens…

It’s not looking good guys. Not good at all for the old man.

[endo]

what would Ava say?

[Matt]

[EdH]

The dog chose me for once while we watched TV last night. He was rewarded with belly scratches.

Generally it’s Mrs H gets all his attention whenever he has a choice.

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

[Matt]

Ava has been by my side ever since last nights neighborhood drama…

[sabergirl]

Sweet girl 🥰️

[Nik]

Awesome

[Matt]

She’s the best.

[ROman]

@Matt Good dog.

[ARNC]

@Oaktavia not sure if you’ll have seen this, but I immediately thought of you.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-66250541

[Nik]

Chicken hated this activity

[WhiskeySandwich]

This is JibJib, aka "Hambone". The namesake of my bike and inspiration for this shitty custom paintjob by me.

[WhiskeySandwich]

Here he is again, with the same pose. He spends a lot of time in this position. When any member of my family spots the pose - we call it out loud with "HAM-BONE!!!"

[WhiskeySandwich]

Apollo is his government name but we prefer to say it with an accent "a Pollo", because his nickname is "The Black Chicken".

[WhiskeySandwich]

This is old lady Mila, she's going on 14 now and still acts like a puppy.....but much slower.

And this is Gaara of the sand (holler if you get the reference). The One-Tail. Fun fact: Bearded dragons are basically dogs.