Random Love (anti-rants)
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It cost less than a case of Bass!!!
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And here I was thinking being diagnosed with ànd operated on for testicle cancer in a matter of five days and costing me just over 100€ was a pretty sweet deal!..
Fucking Norway, man!..
If we are going to compare (which we probably shouldn’t), , I think five days and €100 for removing an entire gonad is at least as brilliant if not more so than nicking out about a gram of nose.
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I'm gonna ask your doctor how much it would cost to sew my ball to your nose… I'd like to believe my urologist still keeps mine in a jar in a drawer somewhere...
I’m sat here working on a response, and I’m ashamed to admit I can’t. The whole testinose/snoutbollock image is too much for me.
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Step aside Rueben I got this… @neph93
If they actually performed that weird surgery, you would always have a "tickle" on one side of your nose.
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If they actually performed that weird surgery, you would always have a "tickle" on one side of your nose.
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Ballsy move mate [emoji6]
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HUGE thanks to @henry_david and @LewisStonehouse and @popvulture for convincing me to get a pair of Birkenstocks…. Foot pain is completely gone. They are still achy but my limp and agonizing pain is completely gone. I can't even tell you how much I appreciate this.
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@Filthy:
HUGE thanks to @henry_david and @LewisStonehouse and @popvulture for convincing me to get a pair of Birkenstocks…. Foot pain is completely gone. They are still achy but my limp and agonizing pain is completely gone. I can't even tell you how much I appreciate this.
Yes!!! I didn't know that was a regular problem for you, Mike. I'll say that I went many years without them and now I have Arizonas, Bostons, and Londons so that I can wear Birks for all occasions/weather scenarios. Birks are truly life savers. Which ones you got now?
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@Filthy glad they're working for you, man! They're so comfy, especially after you give them some time to mold to your feet. Mine are sore as hell lately as well, not sure what's going on but I'm pretty convinced I'm just getting old and the feets are mad at me about jogging. Just ordered some Adilette slip-ons for around the house — they're another classic for soothing the dogs.
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I got the Londons.
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Speaking of Warren Zevon, @Filthy , I picked up his biography by his wife I'll Sleep When I'm Dead. I haven't yet read it, but it looks amazing and has a foreward by Carl Hiaasen, an author whom I really enjoy who apparently was buddies with the Zevons.
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That's awesome
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@Filthy an old coworker of mine used to swear by the Birkenstock steel toes if you ever need something in that vein…
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I appreciate that but I don't think those would would standing in water like I always am. I mean like every single day I am in standing water. Sometimes swimming.
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I saw a Werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
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@popvulture so good… such a brilliantly sardonic lyricist and I love his songwriting. Was gutted when he died.
