That's Jokes

[Graeme]

Alternative futures, or what happened to Hitler when time travellers (amongst other things) tried to change things in Vienna in 1908.

http://subterraneanpress.com/magazine/winter_2007/fiction_missives_from_possible_futures_1_alternate_history_search_results_b

[RocknRoll]

How do you frustrate a midget?

Give him a yo-yo.

[RocknRoll]

Here is another bad one. I like bad jokes.

A man walks into a bar and sees a fat woman dancing on the table.

"Nice legs" he says, glancing in her direction.

"You think so?" the woman asks, looking quite pleased.

"Sure" says the guy, "most tables would have collapsed by now".

[mclaincausey]

"Use your own toothbrush," Sarah bristled.
Jimmy dropped the toothpaste, crestfallen.

Ok I'll show myself out…

[Finn666]

@RocknRoll:

Here is another bad one. I like bad jokes.

A man walks into a bar and sees a fat woman dancing on the table.

"Nice legs" he says, glancing in her direction.

"You think so?" the woman asks, looking quite pleased.

"Sure" says the guy, "most tables would have collapsed by now".

this shit is funny

[Giles]

America are sending out a crack unit to help find the kidnapped school girls in Nigeria.  Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford and Dave Lee Travis

[Megatron1505]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Giles]

I thought you'd like that one…...

[EastWest]

^
Man walks into a bar (pub)….......ouch!!

[Megatron1505]

If it's inappropriate and likely to cause offence…...I'm there 

[Megatron1505]

[Cutlasshound]

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[Giles]

[madmonday]

thought clever & made me chuckle, pretty sure it's quoted from Harold:

"I've often been asked: What do you do now that you're retired."

Harold answers:

"Well… I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

[madmonday]

Had someone email me about a best price on an item & as I thought the item was priced pretty fair as it is I increased the price by $25 for my best offer.

What? I thought it funny

[Snowy]

^I'm sure the recipient was blown away but that confusing, but very kind logic ::).

[Giles]

[Seul]

My kinda humour…

[Finkster]