That's Jokes

[endo]

My local barber was arrested yesterday for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber!

[Giles]

Hahahahahahaha

[steelworker]

Hope I didnt see this here...

[Jett129]

It’s like… I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. Or I helped,my Uncle Jack,off a horse. I think.

[Brian]

[Giles]

An old boy saw us coming in earlier. He came to have a look at SAKURA. I admitted that my French is crap, he said I was a true Englishman….

Translated from French (by Paula):

“A person who can speak 3 languages is tri-lingual, a person who can speak 2 is bi-lingual, a person who speaks just 1 language is English”

[Matt]

Why should English speakers learn new languages? Everyone else learns ours.

[Jett129]

This is old,but maybe some of you haven’t seen it.

[steelworker]

@Matt like metric vs imperial. It makes sense and its easy to understand. Wtf would we need that?

[Jett129]

Saw this on Reddit and immediately thought of @Giles Had to screenshot it. Disregard the Headline.

[Giles]

hahahahahah

[endo]

I know it's old, but so good.

[scooter]

[Mizmazzle]

@endo Freaking hilarious!!!

[scooter]

[Danimal506]

Bret Ernst is a very funny comedian. I always liked this bit, it’s pretty old but still makes me laugh

[Jett129]

Thought this was pretty funny.

[CosmoSix5]

This guy is gold. His delivery seals the deal.

[Jett129]

@CosmoSix5 Haven’t finished it yet,but he’s really great. At times reminded me of,one of my favorites,Mitch Hedberg. His timing and delivery are really great. Maybe a little Steven Wright in there.

[CosmoSix5]

@Jett129 he does a bit about checking out at whole foods with someone else's cart. ""What can they say? I..... Gathered that""