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Kidney stones give you perspective. Nothings that bad. Between that and a 5 hour tattoo session I’m not really worried too much about it. I’m just adding it to the growing list of indignities a middle aged man must suffer on his way to the sweet release.
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@Matt said in Random Announcements:
@SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame
Dude, I didn’t want to say it but there was a super hot nurse at my last procedure that made me think of one of those Mastercard commercials where the tagline is”Priceless”
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Our daughter in the local news paper. On kingsday they do all kinda stuff it’s called the king-games. And she had been photographed and is now ‘world wide news’ proud dad here!
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Awesome
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The physical scars have long faded. I have some crows feet and smile lines from how amusing I find the story.
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When I was about 23 I got mumps. My testicles swelled up to like size of grapefruits and I was having trouble walking. GP refused to see me so I had to go A&E, who urgently referred me to a urologist as it was unusually bad. I couldn’t sit/lay easily as the pain was too much, so he I had to stand while he examined. He tutted, and said “give me a minute I’m going to get a colleague”. I stood in the corner with my trousers round my ankles, and he returned with about 8 student doctors. The were mostly girls, all around my age, totally hot. One of whom I knew peripherally as a friend of a friend. I might’ve been overly distressed by the turn of events, but I swear I saw a few smirks. Then again probably quite likely, as my penis must’ve looked like a newborn Clanger between to two angry beach balls.
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@jerkules - guessing the 666 cut wouldn’t have worked for you at that moment in time! 🫢
